IM Xchange of the Day

My friends and I are oh-so-amusing. Sometimes unintentionally. Here's an example.

DahabSunset (12:53:37 PM): trying to
decide what to wear to dinner tonight.

DahabSunset (12:53:59 PM): have headache and dont care that much. but have to look good in case meet future husband or man who will get me pregnant

a13xa9dr1a (1:04:20 PM): Oh jesus mother mary and josef. Wear magic ass pants

DahabSunset (1:05:23 PM): lol. ok, crazy. green magic ass pants, or dragon on leg magic ass pants?

a13xa9dr1a (1:05:56 PM): Dragon on leg

DahabSunset (1:06:46 PM): yes. could be good. and low maintenance. pair with black shirt and be done with it. just have to fuck around with hair and some makeup. extra 30 mins on couch. excellent

Glossary:
DahabSunset = me
A13xa9dr1a = Alex
magic ass pants = pants that make my butt look good